Sailbows and Twinkle Toes

Am I the only one

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:49:51 -0500

That can’t stop thinking about the babe level of Frank Ocean and John Mayer on SNL

come to butthead

#nailswag

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:06:42 -0500

#nailswag

preciousbeasties: lotsalipstick: snapdraws: Apologies for the...

Tue, 14 May 2013 00:19:11 -0500

preciousbeasties:

lotsalipstick:

snapdraws:

Apologies for the terrible image quality - I’m lacking scanner access at the minute so I had to take these photos on my phone

I was reading hyperbole and a half’s blog entry explaining their experience of depression and decided to make another sketchy comic based on my experiences with anxiety, which is another mental illness I think people tend to misunderstand quite frequently

Hopefully this will be of use to some people - whether they suffer from anxiety themselves or if they just want to know more about it

oh god this is so accurate

Ugh. This is so spot on.

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Mon, 13 May 2013 21:33:51 -0500

ronweasley: I (h)ate everything, a novel by me.

Mon, 13 May 2013 16:54:41 -0500

ronweasley:

I (h)ate everything, a novel by me.

jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:46:12 -0500

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

bop it

pull it

twist it

imgonnamakeachange: i just can’t even with these...

Thu, 09 May 2013 23:35:01 -0500

imgonnamakeachange:

i just can’t even with these rings

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Sun, 05 May 2013 22:22:19 -0500

excessemotions: no one told me whatthey were supposed to look...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:33:16 -0500

excessemotions:

no one told me what
they were supposed to
look and feel like, these
breasts; these lumps on my
chest we (anorexic preteens
struggling with hips that
swelled) called piles of fat:

they came in as a second
puberty, t-shirts tight and bras
sized up until there was nothing
pretty left for them, just full coverage
and puns about heavy lifting—

i digress—no one told me that
my nipples would point mostly
downwards, like my mother’s,
i have her dimples too

and no one told me that
they would feel some days like
the little plastic sack from the
pet store carrying precious cargo
but mostly water they would rearrange
their shape when squeezed and caressed and
other days they would be hard and
tense upon my chest like an anvil so
all i can hear is the coyote’s laughter

and no one told me that
they would be heavy and my
back would hurt from carrying
them all day and bras would cost
far too much and be far too
uncomfortable and still, i can’t
get any cleavage

and no one told me that
they would be a heavy comfort,
a hug mounted to my breastbone
that i could have any time i wanted

and no one told me that
my nipples would be more
important than my clit and take
more spankings than my ass and

no one told me that i would love being
a woman, the jiggle-heft to match the
roundness of my hips and thighs and no one
told me about purple lightning stretchmarks
that i was sorry to see fade and no one told
me that my tits were just as normal as everyone
else’s they just told me about tucks, augments,
and lifts

breasts, they never said,
can be many things

ebonyflash: bloodymassacreofhorrors: takedownthestreets: axmuf...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:25:12 -0500

ebonyflash:

bloodymassacreofhorrors:

takedownthestreets:

axmuffins:

redheaded-writer:

disneybound:

Disney Princesses Re-Imagined as Sailors by Drache Rannak

I WANT TO COSPLAY THIS AT FANIME NEXT YEAR WHO’S WITH ME

IF WE CAN FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SAILOR UNIFORMS I AM SO DOWN TO BE EITHER RAPUNZEL OR CINDERELLA

I SO WANT SNOW WHITE OR MULAN OMG I CAN SEW BUT I NEVER MADE A SAILOR UNIFORM. I CAN TOTALLY LEARN HOW THO THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Definitely Ariel or Mulan Must cosplay o.o

So they add Mulan but not Aurora aka sleeping beauty

Today we remember the Battle of Hogwarts

Thu, 02 May 2013 19:26:53 -0500

Today is May 2nd, the day the battle of Hogwarts 15 years ago. The day that Harry, Ron and Hermione snuck back into Hogwarts and destroyed the Horcruxes. The day that Harry finally defeated Voldemort. We remember everyone who fought in the war and all those who died. Fred Weasley, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Colin Creevey, Severus Snape and more. May we raise our wands to those who fought and died. Remember, remember May 2nd 1998.

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:51:24 -0500

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Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:50:41 -0500

secretlivesobviouslies: The 13 Creepiest Things a Child Has...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 04:46:21 -0500

secretlivesobviouslies:

The 13 Creepiest Things a Child Has Ever Said to It’s Parents

The 3rd one. Omg

Reasons why I don’t want children

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Thu, 25 Apr 2013 23:53:08 -0500

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:41:57 -0500

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Sun, 21 Apr 2013 23:40:16 -0500

buddhabrot: i rest my case

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:51:37 -0500

buddhabrot:

i rest my case

riddle-my-hiddles: tardisparadox: thestarsgowaltzingout:emilyte...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 12:03:30 -0500

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

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Tue, 16 Apr 2013 16:14:30 -0500